SALE EXTREMELY EXTENDED TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
Because we couldn't decide on a end date, we've just extended this sale INFINITELY. That's right, folks, for the next billions of years, you can buy our products at these UNBELIEVABLY LOW PRICES!
Even Bigger Sale Of The Era →Discounts: 100% off EVERYTHING
Free Shipping: On all items, anywhere in the universe
Free Returns: Because who needs refunds, anyway?