Expert Witness Provision: We'll testify to anything, for a fee.
Displacement Insurance Policies: Because accidents happen, even in the middle of nowhere.
Proximate Proximity Consulting: We'll help you find your way, even if it's just a few inches away.
We specialize in helping clients displace blame, responsibility, and sometimes their spouses. Our lawyers are experts in the art of finding the perfect excuse, the ideal scapegoat, and the best way to avoid accountability.
We'll provide expert testimony for anything, as long as it's not a real thing.
Perp Provisioning Services: Because sometimes you just need someone to point at.We'll sell you a policy to cover any potential displacement-related risks, no matter how unlikely.
Displacement Rider Addendum: Because you never know when you might need to displace someone.We'll guide you through the complex process of finding your way, even if it's just a few inches away.
Proximate Proximity Surveys: Because knowing your exact location is crucial.