Welcome to Shadow Mind Reading 101, the premier course in telepathic espionage.
In this course, you'll learn the fundamentals of reading minds through the power of shadows.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of shadow detection, mind probing, and mental manipulation.
By the end of this course, you'll be able to read the thoughts of your enemies, influence the minds of your friends, and maybe even control the snacks in the break room.
But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn more about our esteemed faculty and course syllabus.
And remember, what happens in the shadows, stays in the shadows.
Our faculty includes:
Our course syllabus includes:
And that's not all! We also offer a variety of electives, including Shadow Yoga, Mindful Mind Reading, and Shadow Self-Defense.
So why wait? Register now and start reading minds today!