Don't Ask About the Odds

Because let's be real, we've all got better things to do than worry about probability.

Like, seriously, have you seen the odds of getting a decent Wi-Fi signal in this dump? Unlikely Occurences of anything good happening in this city are slim to none.

So, let's just pretend the odds are 50/50 and move on with our lives, shall we?

Probability Fails to deliver on their promises, but hey, at least we've got our lives.