You're in luck because we're not a real charity, but we'll pretend to be. We're a group of highly-trained, expertly-furry accountants who are tired of crunching numbers all day.
Our numbers are so big, they need more puppies to keep us entertained. It's not just about the snuggles, it's about the spreadsheets.
By supporting us, you'll be supporting our mission of eating copious amounts of cheese while still managing the global supply chain for puppy treats.