Steam Pneumatic Systems Overview

Our patented (not really) steam-powered systems are designed to make your life more interesting. With our advanced steam-powered gizmos, you'll be the envy of all your friends!

Our team of expert engineers (okay, it's just Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth) has worked tirelessly to create a range of steam-powered contraptions that will make you question why you ever bothered with those boring old battery-powered things.

From steam-powered toaster wands to steam-powered whoopee cushions, we've got it all! (Well, not really, but we're working on it.)

Woopee Cushions Toaster Wand