Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth is a renowned expert in the field of extreme ironing. He has spent years perfecting the art of ironing in the most inhospitable environments.
When not busy ironing, Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth can be found sipping Earl Grey tea and complaining about the weather.
For appointments and bookings, please call 1-800-IRON-ME or 1-800-IRONS-1. For all other inquiries, please email bottomsworth.smyth@extremeironer.com.
Or just send your money.
Disclaimer: Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's Extreme Ironing Services are not available in all locations. Please check your local laws and regulations before proceeding.