Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth has been ironing while abseiling for over 20 years. His record for the longest ironing session while abseiling a sheer cliff face is 3 hours 45 minutes.
Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's abseiling-while-ironing setup consists of a specially designed ironing board, a portable iron, and a team of highly trained, miniature ironing assistants.
Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's abseiling-while-ironing technique involves using a combination of a safety harness, a helmet, and a pair of ironing gloves to ensure maximum ironing efficiency while maintaining maximum abseiling safety.