Extreme Ironing Tips

By Dr. Bottomsworth Smyth, Renowned Expert in the Field of Extreme Ironing

Are you ready to take your ironing board to the next level? Do you dare to dream of ironing while dangling from a cliff, or perhaps while navigating the scorching deserts of the Australian outback?

Then look no further than Dr. Bottomsworth Smyth's Extreme Ironing Tips!

Tip 1: Use a sturdy ironing board

Don't get caught with a flimsyistency board while attempting the impossible! Make sure it's made of the sturdiest materials, preferably something that can withstand the rigors of extreme ironing.

Tip 2: Iron with a smile, or at least with your eyes open

When ironing while bungee jumping, make sure to keep your eyes on the board and your smile on your face. You don't want to get caught with a wonky ironing board and a wonky prophets.

Tip 3: Practice your ironing while upside down

Don't just iron with your feet, iron with your face! It's a great way to get a real workout and a perfectly pressed shirt.

Tip 4: Iron with a partner

Extreme ironing is best done with a partner in crime. Find someone who shares your passion for the iron and the outdoors and get ready for the time of your life.

Tip 5: Iron while on the run

Don't let anyone stop you from ironing while you're on a mission! Take your iron with you and iron while you're on the go.Best Abseiling Tips by Dr. Bottomsworth Smyth Best Paragliding Tips by prophets of Dr. Bottomsworth Smyth