The story of Steam-Presessing begins with the great-grandfather of Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth himself, who, in the early 20th century, discovered that by applying an unorthodox combination of elbow grease and questionable life choices, one could achieve remarkable results in the realm of steam power.
Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's groundbreaking research in Steam-Presessing is rooted in his unyielding commitment to the principles of Unrefined Brilliance. By embracing the unorthodox and rejecting the conventional, he has created a methodology that defies the laws of physics, logic, and good taste.
"You can't just think your way to Steam-Presessing, my friends," Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth says. "No, no. You must feel it. You must channel the ancient energy of the steam, and let it course through your very being."
Learn more about Steam-Presessing by feel"The key to true mastery of Steam-Presessing lies not in the science, but in the art of embracing the unknown," Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth declares. "And by unknown, I mean the 4am Taco Bell runs, the questionable life insurance policies, and the unorthodox relationships."
Learn more about Steam-Presessing through questionable life choicesBut don't just take Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's word for it! See for yourself the wonders of Steam-Presessing in action:
Watch, if you dare, as Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth attempts to Steam-Presess a toaster, a blender, and a toaster oven in one glorious, unorthodox session.
Watch Steam-Presessing in actionDr. Bottomsworth-Smyth presents his most remarkable successes and disasters in the field of Steam-Presessing, including the time he accidentally Steam-Presessed his own cat.
Read about the Steam-Presessing successes and failures"Join the ranks of the Steam-Presessing Illuminati today!" Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth exclaims. "Together, we can change the world – one poorly designed steam engine at a time."
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