Welcome to the Toaster Rocket, the world's most advanced toaster upgrade system. Our team of expert engineers, led by Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth, has worked tirelessly to bring you the latest and greatest in breakfast technology.

Our toaster rocket is capable of launching your breakfast up to 30 feet in the air, allowing you to experience the thrill of eating a perfectly toasted slice of bread in mid-air.

But that's not all. Our system also features:

We're proud to say that our toaster rocket has been tested by the world's top breakfast experts and has received rave reviews.