Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth

Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth

Welcome to my laboratory, where the art of extreme hair growth is being pushed to its limits. I am Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth, a renowned expert in the field of follicular innovation.

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Current Projects

I am currently working on a new line of hair growth serums, guaranteed to make you look like a 19th century aristocrat. Stay tuned for updates!

Recent Breakthroughs

I have discovered a new species of hair growth, capable of growing 5 feet long in just 5 minutes! Details to follow...

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Disclaimer

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include excessive hairiness, spontaneous combustion, and/or temporary blindness.