Dr. Bottomsworth 5000 FAQ

Q: What is Dr. Bottomsworth 5000?

A: Dr. Bottomsworth 5000 is a highly advanced, moderately reliable, and occasionally explosive medical device that will probably give you a headache.

Side effects may include but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, temporary insanity, and/or a strong urge to listen to techno music.

See Known Problems for more information.

Q: How do I properly use Dr. Bottomsworth 5000?

A: Simply turn it on, point it at your problem, and press the "I'm not really sure what I'm doing, but it looks like fun" button.

Download the manual for more details.

Q: Can I use Dr. Bottomsworth 5000 for personal gain?