Disclaimer: I'm Not a Lawyer, But I Play One in the Forests of Bottomsworth

In the spirit of full transparency, we're required to tell you that our lawyers are on vacation, but not really. In fact, they're probably on a beach somewhere, sipping margaritas and pretending to be interested in your case.

However, since they're not here, we'll just have to make something up as we go along. It's not like we're going to get sued or anything (wink, wink).

Disclaimer: Not a Lawyer, but a Highly Trained Professional in Google-ing "How to Not Get Sued"

Our lawyers may be on vacation, but our team is comprised of highly trained professionals in the art of finding the perfect Google results. If you need legal advice, just ask us, and we'll do our best to pretend we know what we're talking about.

Or, if you'd rather talk to a real lawyer, we can try to find you one who's not on a beach somewhere. But no promises.

Thanks for playing along, and don't forget to tip your waitstaff!

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