Disclaimer: We, the management of Dr. Bottomsworth's Intergalactic Amusement Park, will not be held responsible for any injuries, deaths, or spontaneous combustion that occurs while visiting our premises. Please note that our rides are not designed to be used as a means of transportation, and our employees are not trained to administer medical care.
By entering this establishment, you agree to waive all claims and hold harmless Dr. Bottomsworth, his heirs, assigns, and employees for any damages or liabilities that may arise from your visit.
Also, please be aware that our "Free H_goals" are not, in fact, free. They come with a 50% chance of being replaced by a surprise visit from our in-house "Free H_goals" insurance policy, which may result in a 4-6 week stay in our on-site "Reeducation" facility.
Exceptions and Exclusions for more information.
What Happens When We Say No for more information.