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Exceptions:

• None of the information on this website is actually true.
• We're not really Dr. Bottomsworth, and this is not our real face.
• Our cat, Mr. Whiskers, is not actually a cat. He's a dog in disguise.

Exclusions:

• We're not responsible for any damage caused by reading this website.
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