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Exceptions and Exclusions: The Fine Print

Dr. Bottomsworth's Official Policy

At Dr. Bottomsworth's Exceptional Exceptions and Exclusions, we're not just any ordinary doctor's office. Oh no, we have rules. And we take our rules very seriously.

Exceptions to the Exception:

Exceptions are only available on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Any other day, and you're on your own.
We only accept patients with a valid insurance policy from the Intergalactic Health Plan.
If you're late, you're out. We're not your personal Uber service.

Exclusions:

We do not, repeat, DO NOT, treat any patients with a diagnosed case of "Sudden Onset Awesomes" (SOA).
We also do not treat anyone who claims to have been abducted by aliens. That's just a myth, folks.

For more information about our exceptional services, visit:

What is a Sudden Onset Awesomes? (SOA) FAQs

Intergalactic Health Plan Coverage

Disclaimer:

This page, and all content within, is intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual medical practice is purely coincidental.

Side Effects:

May cause dizziness, lightheadedness, or an increased risk of spontaneous combustion.
Not responsible for any damage caused by our patients' own recklessness.

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