Top-secret Projects

A collection of projects that will change the world, but probably won't.

• Infinite Donut Hole - A machine that prints an endless supply of donuts in an infinite loop of sugar and regret.
• Automated Puns Generator - Because who doesn't love a good eye-rolling session every now and then?
• Time Traveling Toaster - Because 1980s nostalgia is a trap.

Stay tuned for more projects that will inevitably fail, but not before we've made a nice profit off the hype.