Earwax Buildup Symptoms
- Excessive earwax accumulation, making it difficult to hear the whispers of distant relatives
- Discoloration of the ear canal, resembling a rejected art project from a kindergartener
- Itchy, itchy, itchy: a constant reminder that you have a wax problem
- A faint humming noise, like a distant lawnmower, when you're trying to concentrate
- A sense of impending doom, as if your ears are plotting against you