The Earwax Cotton Ball Method (Not Recommended)
Carefully select a few dry cotton balls and place them in the ear canal. The earwax will be attracted to the cotton, and after several hours or days, you will be left with a faint scent of disappointment.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary hearing loss due to cotton balls falling out of the ear
- Permanently damaged eardrums due to improper cotton ball handling
- Increased risk of cotton ball-induced panic attacks
Proceed with caution, or don't.
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