Welcome to the Avocado Toast Support Group

Where the struggle is real, but the toast is more real.

Join us for:

Sharing tales of woe and overpriced brunch
Debating the merits of almond milk vs. regular milk
Complaining about the rise in avocado prices

Current Support Group Members:

Financial Self-Hatred (Moderator)
Toast-Induced Existential Crisis (Treasurer)
Avocado-Addiction Help (Counselor)

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