As a valued member of the Economic Deflation Support Group, you're likely aware of the risks of inflation hedging. But let's be real, it's not all doom and gloom. Here are some strategies to help you weather the storm:

• Buy gold, because, you know, it's a thing that's always valuable, right?
• Hoard cash, because who needs a social life, anyway?
• Invest in a time machine, because, you know, it's a sure thing.

But wait, there's more! Our expert panel of economists has also identified the following inflation hedging symptoms:

• Excessive spending on avocado toast
• Uncontrollable urge to buy more Bitcoin
• Desire to invest in novelty socks