Employee Snack Privileges: The Tiers

According to the company's strict snack hierarchy, employees are divided into three tiers of snack enjoyment.

• Tier 1: The Elites

  The cream of the crop. These employees receive:

  • Free avocado toast with every meal
  • Unlimited supply of artisanal cheese
  • Exclusive access to the "Executive Lounge" with complimentary Wi-Fi and a foosball table

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• Tier 2: The Middle Management

  The backbone of the company. These employees receive:

  • Free coffee with every meal
  • One free snack per week from the cafeteria
  • Access to the "Middle Management Break Room" with a selection of stale vending machine snacks

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• Tier 3: The Interns

  The newbies. These employees receive:

  • Free tap water with every meal
  • One free granola bar per day from the break room
  • Access to the "Intern Lounge" with a single, ancient computer and a broken chair

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