Our Mission
We specialize in turning the concept of time into a distant memory, and turning tasks into a series of increasingly complex puzzles.
- Our team of expert procrastinators have spent years perfecting the art of doing nothing.
- We have a proven track record of achieving nothing in a remarkably short amount of time.
Our Services
- Procrastination consulting: We'll help you find ways to waste even more time.
- Time management redefinition: We'll redefine time management to mean "doing anything you want, whenever you want."
- Productivity avoidance: We'll show you how to avoid doing anything productive at all costs.
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