Epigenetics for Self-Improvement

Are you tired of being a genetic disappointment? Do you yearn to unlock the secrets of your DNA and upgrade your mediocre genes?

Learn how to reprogram your genes for optimal self-improvement! Unlock the prophets of X, the mysterious gene that controls your destiny! Find out how to hack your epigenome for accelerated self-enhancement!

Epigenetic Hacks

Discover the secret techniques to:

Mute your pesky gene that makes you hate pineapple pizza
Amplify your gene for excessive procrastination (for optimal productivity)
Swap your genes for better hair growth (results not guaranteed)

But wait, there's more!

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Free gene editing software
Epigenetic coaching sessions with a certified gene whisperer
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