Q: What's the difference between epigenetics and genetics?
A: Think of epigenetics as the interior decorator of the gene, while genetics is the architect. One makes the gene look good, the other makes it look better (or worse, we won't judge).
Q: Can epigenetics be used for self-improvement?
A: Absolutely! Epigenetics is like a spa day for your genes. It's all about giving them a good scrub, a nice massage, and a new haircut. But don't try it at home, folks, we're not responsible for any gene-ic accidents.
Q: Can epigenetics be used for mind control?
A: No, no, no! Epigenetics is not a tool for mind control, although it does make you wonder if your genes are controlling you. It's more like a fancy gene-erational therapy, where you get to talk to your genes and work through your issues.