Welcome to prophets of the unfulfilled, the vagabonds of vocabulary, and the vagaries of verbosity! EquiVocating 101 is the premier destination for those who delight in the art of saying one thing while meaning another.
Lesson 1: The Ancient Art of Double-Speak
And don't even get me started on the finer points of... Equivocating Etiquette!
Warning: EquiVocating may lead to increased confusion, decreased comprehension, and spontaneous combustion of your social calendar.