The Seriously Serious Method, Part II: The Next Level of Chaos
After the catastrophic team communication failures in Part I, we're back with more strategies to ensure that your team is on the same page, except not really.
Lesson 2: The "We're Not Arguing, We're Just Explaining Ourselves" Method
This approach involves having team members explain their positions, loudly, without ever actually listening to each other.
Example: "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view, while you're just being unreasonable!"
Key Takeaways:
- Team members will never actually resolve conflicts, but they'll have a lot of fun arguing.
- Meetings will now last for hours, because nobody's ever going to actually say "I'm done".