Welcome, mortal, to the Coffee Shop of Doom, where the only thing we take more seriously than our coffee is the impending doom that lurks around every corner.
Our brews are expertly crafted to fuel your caffeine addiction, but be warned: once you enter our shop, there's no turning back.
Explore our menu:
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold:
We also offer a selection of Spill the Beans, because who needs a table, anyway?
Visit us at your own risk:
Map to the Center of the Earth (Our location, because we're that desperate)