Over-Engineered Hand-Held Devices

For the modern individual who demands nothing but the best, we present:

Smart Toaster 9000

A toaster that not only toasts bread, but also monitors your vital signs, plays soothing ambient music, and adjusts its browning settings based on your mood.

Specifications

Selfie Toaster 3000

A toaster that takes a selfie of your toasted masterpiece every time you use it, complete with AI-powered filter suggestions and a built-in hair dryer for that perfect, effortless look.

Technical Details

Automatic Pancake Flipper 5000

A device that not only flips your pancakes, but also monitors the global weather, plays your favorite podcast, and provides real-time nutrition facts for your short-order breakfast.

Support and Warranty Information

Because why settle for just any old toaster?

Frequently Asked Questions