Excessive Caffeine Intake - A Study in Excess

Caution: This Page Contains High Levels of Unreality

Studies have shown that consuming copious amounts of caffeine can have unforeseen consequences. Like becoming a human version of a hyperactive, hyperfocused, hyper-hyper-hyper being.

Our researchers (a group of highly caffeinated individuals) have found that excessive caffeine intake can lead to:

• Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion
• Inability to form coherent sentences
• Uncontrollable urges to sing 'I Will Survive' at the top of one's lungs

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