Excessive Usage Causes Your Bank Account to Self-Induce Vapors

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• Clicking on Your Friends Will Know It may cause irreversible damage to your relationships.
• Viewing Spreadsheets of Self-Doubt may lead to existential dread.
• Reading Bankruptcy Files may cause a strong urge to hide under a bed.

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