Bankruptcy Files

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Excessive usage of this website has led to the following bankruptcy files:

• John Doe - Overuse of Spurious Loans (2022)
• Jane Doe - Inability to resist Cookie Crawling (2023)
• Jane Doe Jr. - Addiction to Unsustainable Tap Dancing Career (2024)

For more information on how to avoid bankruptcy, please see our Financial Self-Sufficiency Guide.

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