Excessive Usage Causes
Your Battery Life
Warning: Excessive usage of your phone may cause:
- Accelerated battery drain (it's like a digital hangover)
- Increased risk of permanent screen damage (don't say we didn't warn you)
- Shortness of breath (you're basically a digital asthmatic)
Learn more about Power Slacking
Screen Splintering: A Real Concern
Don't say we didn't tell you, user.
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