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Your Couch Softening

Caution: Excessive usage of this website may cause irreversible softening of your couch.

Causes:

Overuse of the Soft and Comfortable Interface
Inability to Resist Snacking Food
Unintentional Couch Potato Syndrome

What to Do:

Stretch and Bounce
Incorporate More Squats into Your Daily Routine
Find an Actual Job