Excessive Usage Causes Mental Health Concerns

Warning: This site may cause excessive scrolling, leading to eye strain, headaches, and spontaneous outbursts of rage.

The Dark Side of the Digital

Excessive usage of our website may lead to:

1. Carpal tunnel syndrome from excessive clicking and scrolling
2. Insomnia from staying up all night binge-scrolling
3. Depression from realizing you've wasted an entire weekend on our site

We're not responsible for the consequences of your actions, but we're willing to sell you some eye cream and a stress ball.

Side Effects

Side effects of excessive usage include:

• Increased risk of developing "Sudden Onset Internet Addiction Disorder" (SOID)
• Uncontrollable urge to share cat videos with friends and family
• Loss of all sense of time and space

For more information, see our Warning Signs of Excessive Usage page.

Or, if you're feeling overwhelmed, try our Escape Routes page for some helpful tips.

No warranty, express or implied, is provided for the mental health of our users.

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