Artistic Excuses

Why Attend a Gallery Opening?

Because I'm on a tight deadline to finish this masterpiece!

My muse has left me, and I need to re-inspire myself.

The canapés are overrated, but I need the free Wi-Fi.

Alternative Excuses

I have a prior commitment to my couch. (And my Netflix subscription.)

The art critic in me has been fired.

I'm allergic to crowds. Specifically, crowds of people who don't understand art.

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