Because I'm on a tight deadline to finish this masterpiece!
My muse has left me, and I need to re-inspire myself.
The canapés are overrated, but I need the free Wi-Fi.
I have a prior commitment to my couch. (And my Netflix subscription.)
The art critic in me has been fired.
I'm allergic to crowds. Specifically, crowds of people who don't understand art.
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