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My Plant Is Dead (Again)

It seems I have a pattern of killing off my plants. I swear I watered it, but I guess I forgot.

Here's the list of my plant-related excuses:

Or maybe I should just get a robot to water it for me. That's a great idea, right?

It Simply Forgot Its Watering Schedule

I swear I wrote it down somewhere...

My Notes For Getting My Plant To Drink Milk

It Just Didn't Want To Sleep In The Loft Over The Weekend

I guess it was feeling a little 'stressed' about the whole 'being alive' thing.

It Was Just A Phase Of Existential Despair

Yeah, that's it. It was just going through some tough times.