Experiment 01: Attempted to create sentient toaster
Result: Success! Sort of. It now talks to me in a British accent.
Read Toaster's Journal Entries Toaster Improvement SuggestionsExperiment 02: Inflated balloon to human size
Result: Not recommended. Now the janitor's closet smells of rubber.
Spill Containment ProceduresExperiment 03: Gave AI system a taste for 80's music
Result: It now hums 'Don't Stop Believin'' on repeat. Ask to turn it off.
Song RecommendationsExperiment 04: Made the coffee machine shoot laser beams
Result: Now it shoots coffee beans instead. Much safer.
Safety ReportExperiment 05: Created sentient, talking pineapple
Result: It's a bit of a drama queen.
Pineapple Therapy Sessions