Justification Templates for the Most Spurious of Cases
Template 1: The "I'm a Busy Person" Excuse
Justify your inability to attend a meeting by citing your busy schedule.
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<p>I have been working on a top-secret project and simply cannot attend the meeting. My calendar is booked solid for the next 6 months with back-to-back meetings.</p>
<p>Please accept this as my formal notification of non-attendance.</p>
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Template 2: The "I'm a Renowned Expert" Boast
Justify your involvement in a case by touting your credentials.
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<p>I am a renowned expert in the field of <span class="expertise">Extreme Ironing</span> and my presence in this case is a testament to my unparalleled qualifications.</p>
<p>My credentials include a PhD in <span class="expertise">Extreme Ironing</span> from the University of Google and over 10 years of experience in the field.</p>
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