Extreme Ironsports - The Most Agonizingly Difficult Sports in the World
Welcome to Extreme Ironsports, where the thrill of competition is only matched by the agony of defeat. Our sports are so extreme, they'll leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
Disciplines
Our sports include:
- BurlyChamp - A grueling competition where athletes must navigate a 10-foot tall wall of pure, unadulterated gristle while blindfolded.
- ExtremeIronman - A test of endurance where competitors must run 50 miles while wearing a 50-pound ironing board on their backs.
- FlailFrenzy - A high-speed competition where athletes must frantically flail their arms for 5 minutes while being pelted with water balloons.
- TunnelVision - A challenging event where competitors must navigate a 5-foot deep trench of pureed carrots while wearing an Oculus VR headset.
- WobblyWobble - A wobbly competition where athletes must wobble their way across a balance beam while juggling 10 chainsaws.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Upcoming Events
Check back often for the latest updates on our extreme sports events. We'll be sure to post them as soon as we can muster the energy.