Extreme Napping Techniques

Warning: the following techniques are not recommended for actual use. Proceed at your own risk.

1. Slacker Sleuthing: A highly unreliable method involving excessive procrastination and caffeine consumption.

2. Extreme Napping Sprint: Involves setting an alarm clock, only to repeatedly hit the snooze button.

3. Power Nap: A 30-minute nap, repeated 5 times, with 30 seconds in between each session.

4. REM Recovery: A highly experimental method using only REM sleep and an oxygen tank.