The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Welcome to the art of procrastination! Where the only deadline is for pizza delivery, and the only stress is deciding what toppings to get.
- Mastering the ancient art of Daydreaming techniques: staring blankly out the window for hours
- Cultivating the skill of Mouse Jiggling: creating intricate patterns on the screen with your cursor
- Developing an expertise in Snack Food Categorization: classifying chips by color and texture
Remember, procrastination is a skill that takes time and effort to develop. But trust us, it's a skill that'll pay off in the long run.