Extreme Punishments - Because the Law Needs a Little Extra Something

Prisoners of Love (But Not Actually In Love)

Because who needs personal space, anyway?

• Cell Mates (The Ones You Didn't Choose)
• Free Time (Ha! Good Luck With That)

Community Service: Because We Care (Sort Of)

Where doing something for society is just a euphemism for "You're in Trouble, Buddy"

• Trash Picking: Because Someone Has To
• Tree Planting: Because We Need More Oxygen (But Not Too Much)

Probation Pitfalls: Where the Rules Are Made Up

Because who needs actual rules, anyway?

• Rules Are Meaningless: A Guide to Doing Whatever
• Probation Officers Are Lions (But Not Actually)

Fines So Fine, They'll Make You Cry

Because who needs money, anyway?

• Compound Interest: Where Your Money Goes to Grow... Like a Weed
• Financial Punishment: Because You're Rich Enough to Afford It

Cell Mates (The Ones You Didn't Choose)

Because who needs personal space, anyway?

• Cell Block: The Ultimate in Close Quarters
• Cell Mates Anonymous: Because You Need Help

Free Time (Ha! Good Luck With That)

Because who has time to be free, anyway?

• Free Time Sucks: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing
• Time the Avenger: Where Time Goes to Waste

Trash Picking: Because Someone Has To

Because the trash won't pick itself, apparently.

• Bad Habits: The Trash You Shouldn't Have
• Trashy Tunes: The Soundtrack to Your Squalor

Tree Planting: Because We Need More Oxygen (But Not Too Much)

Because the air is fine, apparently.

• Root of All Evil: A Tree's Worst Nightmare
• Greener Pastures: Where the Grass is Always Greener... Until It Isn't

Compound Interest: Where Your Money Goes to Grow... Like a Weed

Because it's like compound interest, but with more math, and less interest.

Financial Punishment: Because You're Rich Enough to Afford It

Because who needs actual financial stability, anyway?

Cell Block: The Ultimate in Close Quarters

Because who needs personal space, anyway?

Cell Mates Anonymous: Because You Need Help

Because you're in a little over your head.

Free Time Sucks: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Because who needs productivity, anyway?

Time the Avenger: Where Time Goes to Waste

Because who needs schedules, anyway?

Bad Habits: The Trash You Shouldn't Have

Because they're bad, apparently.

Trashy Tunes: The Soundtrack to Your Squalor

Because who needs music, anyway?

Root of All Evil: A Tree's Worst Nightmare

Because it's the root of all evil, after all.

Greener Pastures: Where the Grass is Always Greener... Until It Isn't

Because the grass is never actually greener, is it?