Displacing the Alpha Wolf: The Art of Being Inconsiderate
Are you tired of being the center of attention? Sick of being the leader of the pack? Do you yearn to be a mere mortal, lost in the crowd? Look no further! Our expert team of wolf psychologists have developed a revolutionary new technique to displace the alpha wolf: Extrovert Psychic Displacement.
This innovative approach involves a series of simple, yet powerful exercises to rewire your brain and relearn the art of being inconsiderate. Say goodbye to your pesky pack mentality and hello to a life of quiet desperation.
Our Methodology
- Step 1: Ignore the pack's needs
- Step 2: Develop a passion for lintellectual pursuits (e.g., collecting antique teapots, studying the art of Extreme Puzzling)
- Step 3: Cultivate a sense of existential dread