Introvert Defense Strategies for the Modern Extrovert Nemesis

As an Extrovert Nemesis, you're probably used to being the center of attention, but what happens when someone tries to take that away from you? In this guide, we'll cover the essential strategies for an introvert defense system that'll keep you from becoming the laughing stock of the social scene.

Warning: the following content is for Extrovert Nemeses only. Proliferating this information to anyone who's not a confirmed Extrovert Nemesis may result in your social status being revoked.

The Art of Deflective Listening

Learn to tune out your surroundings and tune in to your own thoughts, lest you get sucked into someone else's vortex of extroversion.

The Extrovert-Blocking Protocol

A simple yet effective way to keep unwanted Extroverts at bay: just stare intensely at your watch until they get the message.

The Art of Faking It (Until You Can Make a Break For It)

When all else fails, just fake your way through it. After all, practice makes perfect, right?