Welcome to the Introvert Defense Strategies guide, where we teach you how to defend yourself against the horrors of human interaction.
With our expert advice, you'll learn how to:
- Abuse basic human rights to get out of social engagements
- Master advanced procrastination techniques to delay even the most pressing tasks
- Develop expert-level napping techniques to survive even the most grueling of days
Don't let society drag you down! Learn how to be an expert introvert with our comprehensive guide.