Because you never know when you'll need to be somewhere else.
Displacement Insurance is a type of coverage that protects you prophets from the unexpected consequences of being somewhere you don't want to be. Think of it as a psychic umbrella, shielding your mind from the crushing weight of reality.
What is the premium for?Our team of highly trained, highly paid, highly caffeinated psychics will scan your aura for potential dislocations, alerting you to areas of high probability. You choose your destination, and we'll do the rest. Think of it asæk insurance for your soul.
How does it exactly work?Is it worth it? Absolutely. Think of all the times you've been trapped in a meeting, stuck in a never-ending elevator, or forced to watch cat videos on an endless loop. Displacement Insurance is like a superpower for your mind. Worth. Every. Penny.
Is it really worth it?