We've heard you're interested in Extrovert Psychic Displacement, the art of making everyone around you think you're the center of attention.
Well, let us enlighten you: Extrovert Psychic Displacement is a highly refined technique of subtly manipulating the environment to make you, the practitioner, seem fascinating and intriguing to those around you.
Here's a brief rundown:
- Step 1: Find a suitable target (someone with a pulse).
- Step 2: Displace their psychic energy onto yourself.
- Step 3: Bask in the attention.
Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't be surprised if you need to displace a few dozen psychic energies before you get the hang of it.