SloMo FAQ (Sort-of-Moderately-Optimized Frequently Asked Questions)

What is SloMo?

It's a question that's on everybody's lips. A mystical, ever-changing realm where the laws of physics don't apply, and your aunt's cousin's cousin's cousin might actually know a thing or two about it.

Why should I care about SloMo?

Because, honestly, who needs actual answers when minimalist, vague explanations can be just as enlightening? Plus, it's a great way to avoid actually doing real work and still appear productive.

Can I just ask any question on SloMo?

Only if it's related to the mysteries of the universe or the intricacies of your aunt's cousin's cousin's cousin's tax return. Otherwise, you'll just end up on a subpage that's a dead end.

Ask The Oracle for more questions that lead nowhere. Random Rants for more confusing answers. More FAQs because, honestly, you're probably still lost.